A History of Violence...a must not see-ever.

So sad. Really. I mean, we pay to go to these things. All of it yucky. The acting...eeek. The story line...huh? But the worst of all things...the awkwardly weird sex scenes. No thank you! It was just ghastly. Top 5 worst movies ever. Brent and I consider ourselves movie snots, so the critics were raving (stark raving mad, I now see) about this movie and how 'Brilliant'! it is which is why we went to see it. Slim pickins' maybe. Dunno. We did drag our friends, Kelly, Josh and Erin to it. Glad we made their night complete. Bloody, blown off faces, awkward and disturbing sex, bad mob boss cliches...a delight. It was so bad that it was a good bonding experience for us. We laughed the entire way home. No, no, it was that bad. At least we had Baris.