Sportin' The Port

This may mean nothing to you. Unless, you are 'The City' fans. C'mon, come out of the closet already! You know you watch it. Well, I may be one of the only almost 30's who watch it, but I can relate to the main character. Let me explain why.

This is Whitney Port: She has her own show on MTV. She works at DVF. She dates an Aussie. No, we have none of that in common. What we have in common is our fugly hair. I mean, really does DVF know she comes to work looking like that? She does this little twist thingy with her would-be bangs. Interesting. Weird. Don't get me wrong. I. LOVE. Whit. BUT if she is a big shot, why the roots and the twisties?

Which brings me to my mane. I decided to sport the Port because it works if you have unmanageable, out-grown roots and a clump (the best word I can describe them) of bangs that were once at my eyebrows that now fall just short of my chin! Pregnancy does weird and strange things to my hair. Having two babies and breastfeeding back to back with no break has changed it in so many way! My once very very blonde hair and increasingly darker. I have a farm of "baby bangs" and when I was about 6 months pregnant I found spots on my head that were growing HUGE patches of new hair! I blamed Mug for pulling it out at first, but they were all perfectly even! EWWW! And it is long long long. All I can do is twisty my hair like poor Whitney. There is hope though, I scheduled a color and cut for Tuesday! I must make that appointment! I may have a baby attached to my boob, but I am going to be there by golly! I just can't take it anymore! I won't be the mommy of two who lets herself go this quickly. I wonder, what is Whit's excuse?