Tales from Da Hood

You know you live in da hood when there has been a car parked in front of your house for 3 days with a flat tire and the windows rolled down. You think to yourself, OH, somebody had a flat tire and the poor souls cannot afford to get it fixed or have it towed. So, you wait and wait. Then, you are leaving for work one morning and see the police pull up behind the car. You say to teh police, "I was wondering if the owners were going to call to get this thing towed. Guess ya'll beat them to it." The police says, "Ma'am, this car was stolen three days ago." Now that is ghetto.